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The Women of Parks and Recreation | People’s Most Beautiful issue

The Women of Parks and Recreation | People’s Most Beautiful issue

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chromatichijinx:

monkeysaysficus:

bloodphoenix:

monkeysaysficus:

bloodphoenix:

monkeysaysficus:

Red Ranger can get it

They could all get it. At the same time, preferably.

Five at a time is too many. Once you get above 3 guys it gets all confusing as to whose is what and where things are going; it’s less sex and more Hungry, Hungry Hippos.
I mean, I imagine it’s like that… *cough*

Hungry, Hungry Hippos? I am dying.
Also you’re a big slut. <3

It’s not slutty! Gangbangs are all about efficiency. They’re essentially the Costco of cock. The Bulk Barn of booty. The All You Can Eat Buffet of ass.

I’m reblogging just for the analogies lol

chromatichijinx:

monkeysaysficus:

bloodphoenix:

monkeysaysficus:

bloodphoenix:

monkeysaysficus:

Red Ranger can get it

They could all get it. At the same time, preferably.

Five at a time is too many. Once you get above 3 guys it gets all confusing as to whose is what and where things are going; it’s less sex and more Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

I mean, I imagine it’s like that… *cough*

Hungry, Hungry Hippos? I am dying.

Also you’re a big slut. <3

It’s not slutty! Gangbangs are all about efficiency. They’re essentially the Costco of cock. The Bulk Barn of booty. The All You Can Eat Buffet of ass.

I’m reblogging just for the analogies lol

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